Repeat, delete

You want a life? Join facebook, and you'll be halfway there.

When something goes wrong on facebook, it's only half of a real problem.
When you're on facebook in class, you're only really paying half of your attention.
Most people spend about half of their internet time on facebook.
You're friends with somebody on facebook, you're more like half-friends.
You know a girl's name, you're half way to finding her on facebook.
You pull a prank on facebook, it's not really a prank, but you're half way there.
You see you're friends pictures from San Diego; ehhh you're practically half way there with them.
If you see your friend's birthday on your home page, well at least you half remembered.
You play facebook games because you're only half competitive.
You talk to a girl on facebook, you're practically half way in there.
Chances are, you have only actually met about half of your facebook friends.
Companies advertise on facebook because it only requires half the effort.
If you create an event on facebook, only half the people invited will show up.
If you create a group on facebook, only half of the members even know what it is.
If you post a status on facebook, only half of your friends even see it, let alone give a fuck what it says.

But if you go in stealth style and systematically delete your favorite profile page, you will be fully liberated from a tool of addictive procrastination and empty relationships.